Dude! Don’t make so much noise, you just woke him up
Big deal? Why isn’t he in his own bed anyway?
He can’t sleep because of the storm.
I had to build him a hutt.
Now you have to tell him
another bedtime story. You start.
Once upon a time, there was a brave polar hero,
who met a handsome knight
Such bullshit - Shhh!
And just like every knight in the kingdom,
his calling was to rescue the beautiful princess
Actually, the princess is pretty ugly
What? Fine.
Forget the princess.
In this quest, he’s after The Mighty Magical Horse
The polar hero decides to help the knight,
join his 2-man guild, and takes him to see a wizard
Yes, Gandalf!
No, Dumbledore!
Merlin, maybe?
No! Let’s just say a boring wizard
Who are you callin' boring?
Sorry sir! A… a powerful wizard?
Can we go inside?
It was super cold,
so we had to shoot the rest inside.
The wizard accepts to help the knight in his quest,
but only if he can answer his riddles
What is your name?
Kevin!
Kevin?
Yes, Kevin is a cool name,
just roll with it
What is your quest?
To seek the Mighty Magical Horse!
PLEASE, DRAW ME A SHEEP!
A ship?
A chip?
For the knight was dumb, the polar hero was clever.
He drew a box
A box?
The sheep was inside the box!
And the wizard accepted that as an answer
He told the knight and the polar hero
that they must seek help from the dwarves,
in the nearby tavern
Please, please, draw me a -
Oh No! Not again!
Here, have some wine
Grown ups are weird
The knight asks the dwarves for help
but the dwarves are on strike
and refuse to help him in his quest
Their demands are to reopen the mines of Moria,
to return Snow White…
And 10,000 gold coins!
10,000?! Are you crazy?
Did you account for inflation?
Pssssssst! - Hey!
it’s the gingerbread man!
What is he doing here?
The gingerbread man is saying that the dwarves ate his legs,
and he wants to help the knight
so he can get back at the dwarves for him.
I heard the dwarves talking!
To find the Mighty Magical Horse,
you must go where I was made, the place over there
And so they went to see where the gingerbread man came from
The place over there!
"The place over there” is run by 2 crazy merchants
that sell all sorts of magical things
Hey there, brave knights!
Actually the polar hero isn’t a knight,
he’s more of a
cat with winter-over syndrome
I don’t care.
Are you gonna buy anything?
How about these laser goggles?
How about this teleportation cube?
How about this
sarcastic banana?
Nice shirt...
How about this
time traveling watch?
Nice shirt...
Hey, this is our story!
We seek the Mighty Magical Horse
You should have said that earlier!
We have this
white horse for sale
What? that’s not mythical at all!
A cowger sounds much cooler
Whaaat?
What’s a cowger?
A call-girl?
A cougar?
No, it’s a cow – tiger!
What?
How about a talking donkey while you’re at it
No, the knight needs a ride!
You can’t ride a donkey
Guys, make up yo damn minds
Fine. They buy the talking donkey
and ride off into the sunset
Yo, it’s super windy outside,
we just can’t film that scene today.
Fine! They ride off through the… dorms
and lived happily ever after
THE END.